I recently received a forwarded email from a friend of mine. My friend thought I would enjoy it because I’m from Missouri. Once you read it you’ll understand. Enjoy!
“Phones in Church”
A man in Topeka, Ks decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and started working east from there.
Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and taking notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign which read “Calls: $1000 a minute”. Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor replied that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to GOD. The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way.
As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Dallas, Chicago, Milwaukee and many other cities and towns all around the United States, he found more phones, with the same sign and received the same answer from each pastor.
Finally, he arrived in Missouri. Upon entering a church in the beautiful Ozark region of Missouri, behold, he saw the usual golden telephone. But this time the sign read, “Calls: .35 cents”.
Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor. “Reverend, I’ve been in cities all across the country and in each church I’ve found the golden telephone. I’ve been told it’s a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to GOD. But in the other churches the cost for the call was $1000 a minute. Your sign reads only 35 cents a call. Why?”
The pastor smiled broadly and replied, “Son, you’re in Missouri now…..You’re in GOD’s country so it’s a local call”.
Since I’m from Missouri I understood completely!
American by birth – Missourian by the Grace of God,
Barb
P.S. Why do Missourians go barefoot? – Because when you’re in Missouri you’re on holy ground!




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